But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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