a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
