Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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