First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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