i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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