We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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