Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
