Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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