Dual....:-)
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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