then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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