Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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