I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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