mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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