I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
