What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Can you bring me the toilet please
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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