rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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