we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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