absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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