I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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