i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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