Sponge bath it is.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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