Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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