I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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