you traded sex for a burrito?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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