We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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