If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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