before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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