I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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