Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I don't think brook has ever known best
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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