You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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