Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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