Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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