i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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