Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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