I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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