who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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