3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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