He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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