On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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