I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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