didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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