4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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