so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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