? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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