I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
