When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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