yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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