Got a toothbrush?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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