Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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