Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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