He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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